The 2013 Hater's Guide To The Top 25

This is it, everyone. This is the last year of college football shooting itself in the foot with a shitty, underwhelming BCS national title game. Come next season, the sport will institute a playoff, and with that, a whole new era of college football shall begin. With better games! And even crazier fans! And more embarrassing losses by Notre Dame! And even more obscene amounts of TV cash that will only used to pad coaching salaries and build shiny new practice facilities that have glory holes in every study carrel! It’ll be a giant leap forward in the crass commercial exploitation of emotionally vulnerable athletes. I couldn’t be more excited. But that also means we’ve come to the end of college football’s provincial era. Old school college football fans will tell you th…

Yi Siling Wins The First Gold Medal Of London 2012 (For Air Rifle)

Yi Siling of China is the number one ranked air rifle shooter person in the world and made those who rank such things look like they know what the hell it is they are doing as she won the first gold medal of the 2012 Olympic Games in women's 10m air rifle. One can almost imagine the gods atop Olympus, watching the athletes carrying their air rifles, Ares clapping like a madman; Aphrodite golf clapping and rolling her eyes. Siling was excited about the win and relieved the morning ended so well. 'I'm very happy. I want to say thanks to China, to my mother and father. 'I'm very excited and happy. I have been shooting since I was 13-years-old. 'I've been up since 5am this morning. There was a lot of pressure on me.' And hey, she's an Olympi…

Your 2008 Israeli Baseball League Season Tickets Are Now Worth Bubkes

A sad day, folks: The Israeli Baseball League has cancelled its 2008 season. We don't want to point any fingers, but, uh, you know, the players were chosen by former Red Sox GM Dan Duquette. Might be a factor. Of course, it also might have been the extreme financial mismanagement that caused to many American investors, including Yankees president Randy Levine and Bud Selig's daughter, to bail out. According to (league president Haim) Katz, the league's problems stemmed largely from a number of Israeli creditors who, he said, had not been paid by the IBL. "2008 is not happening, 2009 we're working on. Right now it's [nearly] the first of June, and there's no preparation. But there are many parties interested in reviving professional baseball [in Israel…

Babe Ruth Homers in Debut For the Boston Braves: This Day in Sports History

data-mm-id=”_nsoh8n5kn”>On April 16, 1935 Babe Ruth returned to Boston as a member of the Braves and began his final season of professional baseball. He did so with a bang, hammering a two-run home run, knocking an RBI single and scoring a run. That was one of the few highlights of his last season as a player in Major League Baseball. Ruth had spent the preceding 15 years shattering records as a member of the New York Yankees, but at the age of 40, his prime was long past. Yankees owner Jacob Ruppert looked for a way out following the 1934 season and offered Ruth to a number of teams under the guise of fostering the player's desire to become a manager. The Philadelphia Athletics entertained a potential deal but it fell apart when owner Connie Mack balked at having to deal with Rut…

Donovan Mitchell is Being Hypocritical if Continued Beef With Rudy Gobert is True

data-mm-id=”_nt2yobukm”>A report came out today suggesting Utah Jazz guard Donovan Mitchell is still mad at teammate Rudy Gobert for being flippant about COVID-19 and ultimately giving Mitchell the disease. Donovan Mitchell reportedly is "reluctant" to fix his relationship with Rudy Gobert."It doesn't appear salvageable," a source told @ShamsCharania, @sam_amick and @Tjonesonthenba pic.twitter.com/K96EvPleyU— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) April 10, 2020In case you don't remember, Gobert infamously joked about coronavirus not being a big deal during a press conference and touched reporters' phones and tape recorders on his way out. He also was reportedly hugging teammates and joking about the virus in the locker room. Soon after, Gobert tested po…

Pac-12 Football Players Won't Play this Season Without COVID Protections, Revenue Sharing and More

data-mm-id=”_kmhme5fsq”>Pac-12 football players will not play this season unless there are some major concessions made by their conference. Players of the Pac-12 released a list of statements and demands in The Players Tribune on Sunday morning. In it, the players call for safety measures and protections if they play during the pandemic, elimination of "excessive expenditures," funding for all sports, a share of the revenue and help ending racial injustice in the sport and society. Here's a sample, via TPT:”Because any player who does not feel comfortable playing this season should be free to opt out without losing their scholarship or any eligibility, #WeAreUnited.

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Convincing Myself That 'Fatman' Is a Good Movie, Actually

data-mm-id=”_q3lyid9a3″>*Spoilers for 'Fatman' follow*Fatman is a movie starring Mel Gibson and Walton Goggins. Gibson is an embittered and disillusioned version of Chris Cringle, married to Mrs. Claus, played by Marianne Jean-Baptiste. Goggins is a hitman hired to kill Santa Claus, sent by an angry young child named Billy who was displeased to receive coal for Christmas. When the trailer for this movie hit the timeline, it looked like one of the most ridiculous premises for any movie ever. We've gotten some absurd Santa movies, but never one where he gets into a firefight with a killer-for-hire sent by a disgruntled kid. Why is the kid given coal? In part because he threatened to torture a fellow fifth-grader with a car battery if she didn't give up first place in …

Yankees Left Scrambling As Carlos Rodón's Back Injury Won't Go Away

data-mm-id=”_8hey52hg6″>The New York Yankees gambled big when they signed Carlos Rodón to a six-year, $162 million contract this winter. They inked an oft-injured pitcher to a big deal praying he would stay healthy. So far they've rolled snake eyes on that bet. In spring training, Rodón suffered a left forearm strain after his first outing. He hasn't pitched in a game since. The elbow injury turned into a back problem as he rehabbed. He's undergone several rounds of testing on it over the past few weeks and the Yankees claim he's come back clean. But now it appears Rodón's recovery has stalled. Carlos Rodón’s recovery seems to have stalled. He has thrown from the mound, but still isn’t feeling right. More medical opinions to come. “He can’t get over…